The only thing worse than watching ski jumping is watching it and listening to the commentary. The guy said “Telemark Landing” after every single landing. I’m pretty sure that’s the only way to land a ski jump jump without breaking all your leg bones.
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Amazingly, we were glued to this event during the Flaflympics.
I don’t mind aerials because they’re pretty interesting to watch but maaaaaaaaaaaaan ski jumping is just not that neat.
i like watching the first 2 or 3…then i switch to something more enthralling….usually curling.
Invented by the Telemarines, to get to the other side of a shark pond.