You may not have noticed but I very rarely seek out guest comics. This is both because I don’t want to bother my friends and because they’d do a better job than I would and that’d just be depressing. For proof, here’s something that my imaginary friend Sachiel made:


Maybe it’s because I’m still a bachelor, but that’s not quite game over for me yet. Twenty-four hours… well, then, that’s another story.
I know just slightly too much about food safety and its relation to chicken specifically to be able to follow where you lead.
Reminds me of that scene from one of the TMNT movies.
“Is it still good?”
“That depends. Do you like penicillin on your pizza?”
And then the brief memorial service.
I don’t think I’ve seen any of the TMNT movies all the way through. It was just never even a thing for us. We didn’t watch the cartoon, either.
shunned
I purposely leave it out and eat it for breakfast. That way it’s crispy. Pizza that’s been in the fridge is soggy. Admit it!
Also there’s never any meat on my pizza.
I am 100% okay with soggy fridge pizza and no sudden/painful stomach death. Also if I’m going to heat up cold pizza (a TRAVESTY) I will do so in the toaster oven.