I wrote the following email to my family today in order to get people thinking about Christmas:
Subject: HO HO HO
Oh, hi there,
Whereas it is the 4th day of December and Christmas is bearing down on us like a herd of thundering reindeer towing an obese man with a gift-giving issue, I thought we should discuss getting together. What say you? When shall we fifteen meet again? (Round and round the turkey go, in the gravy poisoned entrails throw)
Love,
Adam