I did a bunch of plumbing with a blowtorch today. I only set the house on fire a little bit, carrying on a proud family tradition. the ones i love
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My shoulder feels like it’s in sideways. I suspect this to be leftover rock skipping damage aggravated by two days of lawn mowing and three days of bike riding. no bearings to the day
The only thing worse than watching ski jumping is watching it and listening to the commentary. The guy said “Telemark Landing” after every single landing. I’m pretty sure that’s the only way to land a ski jump jump without breaking all your leg bones. This has been submitted for Dialogue Free Comics Day. If you’re [...]
Spending time with a very small child leads to a lot of poop jokes. A lot. your polished hardwood floor