I went grocery shopping with my cousin this evening. It’s always a slightly nostalgic experience. I recall once when I was in college buying a box of Lucky Charms or similar as part of spending an entire weekend at the school doing projects. On the Monday morning (after having been there and awake since approximately Friday morning), I was walking down the hall eating handfuls of LC directly from the box. A couple of kids were walking by with their mother and they looked on me as though I were some sort of magic man.

“Did you see that? He was eating them right out of the box!

One day, children, you too can be disheveled, exhausted and sticky.

this pain in my chest