Blame/thanks for this go in roughly equal proportion to Dan and to some unknown and presumably new person in the mailings department at a small college someplace where our former tenant at work attended.  The new person ought to have put “VanKampen” on the mail but I’ll bet you can guess what they put instead.

there was no such song

ps. all the song lyrics I post at the bottoms of these things (or near the bottom in this case) go to a youtube video of the song in question.   They very rarely have anything to do with the post/comic and are generally just whatever song happens to be in my head at the time.