He was for really real in front of me in line. He completed his purchase (over $180 worth of I have no idea what but I know it included paying off the last $10 of his Portal 2 preorder) and stood there loudly declaiming all that he knew about the animes. The poor register biscuit just sort of stood there and took it. There were half a dozen people waiting to pay. Usually I feel sort of bad for people who are clearly utterly socially clueless but this guy. This guy. It was like shopping near Comic Book Guy.