I regularly hear people on the radio winning things and their first response is “you must be joking.” ┬áThis is never the case. When radio stations do crank calls, they don’t purport to be themselves giving away imaginary prizes. They present themselves as an Arnold Schwarzenegger sound board with quotations from Kindergarten Cop, or as some sort of pool cleaning company that’s inquiring as to the whereabouts of Jose, the chlorinator. Rest assured, when a radio station calls and says you’ve won, they are not joking.

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