I wrote the following email to my family today in order to get people thinking about Christmas:

Subject: HO HO HO

Oh, hi there,

Whereas it is the 4th day of December and Christmas is bearing down on us like a herd of thundering reindeer towing an obese man with a gift-giving issue, I thought we should discuss getting together. What say you? When shall we fifteen meet again? (Round and round the turkey go, in the gravy poisoned entrails throw)

Love,

Adam

what will you gain