There’s some kind of truck backing-up contest going on outside and it sounds like an asthmatic 8-year-old practising trumpet for the first time. your prospects are worse
Movember update: Day one Nothing to see, here. It’s slightly prickly but I generally have more than this over a long weekend; day four or five will be more noticeable. I am going to wax it into points, introduce myself as Yuri and call everyone ‘comrade’ by the 20th. we’ll just have to adjust