Highlight the line below the joke to get the punchline.  It is so late at night and I had caffeine today so I am wide awake but would rather not be.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Because he was dead.

Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?
Stapled to the first monkey.

Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?
Laughing at the first two

What do you get when a monkey falls into a blender?
Rhesus pieces

How do you get an elephant into the fridge?
Open the door and push him in.

How do you get a giraffe into the fridge?
Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe

What do giraffes have that no other animals do?
Baby giraffes.

Two muffins are in the oven and one says to the other, “It’s getting pretty hot in here” and the second one says,
“Oh, my goodness! A talking muffin!”.

Why is Wainfleet windy?
Because Dunnville blows.

Why is Canfield windy?
Because Dunnville sucks.

The lion called a meeting and demanded that all the animals be there. Frightened as they were by his royal rage, all but one showed up to the meeting. Who was missing?
The giraffe. He is in the fridge.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says “We’ve got a drink named after you,” and the grasshopper says
“Really? You have a drink called Nigel?”

A man with a frog on his head walks into a bar and the bartender says “How long have you had that there?”
and the frog says “I dunno, a little while.”

not a matter of you vs. me