Awww, Sir John A. Macdonald, first Prime Minister of Canada, you look all out of sorts! Whatever can be the matter?
Is it that you’re holding Confederation together with baling wire and duct tape (which won’t even be invented until 50 years after you die)? Is it because your political wheelings and dealings with respect to the Canada Pacific Railroad have been made public? Maybe it’s because you’ve had to endure 6+ hour speeches not only by your enemies but also by your allies and have had to make some of them, too.
Oh, I know. Have a drink! That always makes you feel better. It’s even from your own personal shot glass!

maybe you should have two